Hi I'm London, The world's biggest procrastinator and conflicting person.

I'm also indecisive, OCD, I could go on and on.

 

snorlaxatives:

*sits down next to you and sympathetically looks into your eyes* i don’t care

(Source: snorlaxatives)

deaniethebeanie:

arendellesque:

singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth

then it just becomes a soap opera

you

The actual zodiac signs

fabulink:

Aries: really fucking arrogant
Taurus: bossy as fuck
Gemini: two-faced spawn of satan
Cancer: kinda nice and cries a lot
Leo: talks way too much
Virgo: overanalyzes everything
Libra: the only good sign tbh
Scorpio: has a collection of knives
Sagittarius: keep your opinions to yourself
Capricorn: lucifer’s servant
Aquarius: hella weird and judgemental
Pisces: way naive and probably gay

Annnnd hey look at that, I’m a libra. Does this have something to do with the fact that libra is the only inanimate object?

mad-decent-taco:

So my girlfriends sock was lying on the ground inside out and I was afraid I’d wake her up from laughing so hard.