Hi I'm London, The world's biggest procrastinator and conflicting person.

I'm also indecisive, OCD, I could go on and on.

 

565mae10:

565mae10:

GUYS WE NEED TO REEVALUATE OUR LIVES.

YOU KNOW THE SCOOBY DOO GANG?

VELMA IS 15.

FRED IS 16.

DAPHNE IS 16.

SHAGGY IS 17.

SCOOBY IS 7.

WE ARE LITERALLY THE SAME AGE AS THE SCOOBY DOO GANG MY ENTIRE LIFE IS A LIE.

EVERYONE MUST BE ENLIGHTENED OF MY HEART BREAKING DISCOVERY. I’M TAKING YOU ALL DOWN WITH ME.

You meddling kids has never made more sense. I hate you.

talkingsoup:

axialskeleton:

axialskeleton:

axialskeleton:

axialskeleton:

you guys wanna hear a joke

ok ok ok ok 

how many ears does captain kirk have??

thREE

A LEFT EAR, A RIGHT EAR

AND A FINAL FRONT EAR

DAMN YOU

(Source: expensiveface)

I’ve never even known what it’s like to have a boyfriend, and I’m okay and not okay with that at the same time.

aaronburrssexdungeon:

current mood: john marshall having a misadventure in the library of congress

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(Source: aaronburrr)

lambhoof:

feester:

lambhoof:

My favorite band is this little group of newts I found under a log in the woods who play tiny trumpets made from hollow reeds and twigs

Oh yea I bet you can’t name 5 of their songs

1. Doot Toot
2. tiny fern
3. do NOT eat mushrooms you just find in the woods
4. broken heart broken trumpet
5. George Costanza is my hero

(Source: lambhoo)

surprisebitch:

sixpenceee:

23 creepiest things kids said about their imaginary friends.

For the full list go here.

when i read #7, the bunny man.. i just cant help but imagine it was the social bunny from the sims

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Ah yes. When I was around 6, I used to sit in my brother’s closet all alone and talk to a boy I told my parents was a ghost. I don’t actually remember talking to him, just sitting there looking out the window, but everyone else heard me so…And then when we moved out, my dad saw a little boy in the window and flipped the freak out. I am not proud to admit it, but I was one of these fucked up kids.

(Source: sixpenceee)

meladoodle:

date you? i thought you said ‘cremate you’ hahaah what a hilarious misunderstanding. *pile of ashes does not respond*

(Source: meladoodle)

tomkirk:

my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background